Bronze VIP Archive for March 24, 2000
Warning! Possible Spoilers!!
- Cool Vampire Guy says:
(Fri Mar 24 19:32:46 2000 152.163.197.64)
- buy my book
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 19:32:18 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Well, that's it.
Dawn's kiss, site was coolness.
All those I didn't reply to, it's
just 'cause I DON'T LIKE YOU
PERSONALLY. Ta ta, friends, til
a long while from now.
_________
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 19:29:30 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Gettin' towards
bailage time. Scarlettharlett,
you think we've been tiptoeing?
Sounded more like clogdancing to
me. Did you see that spell? Do
i have to "Spell" it out for you?
(jokes like that, no wonder i'm a
FAMOUS TELEVISION PERSONALITY).
They're sweeties, no way around
it. (unless you're little, and
not ready for that concept, in
which case they're BESTEST
friends.)
^
- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 19:21:44 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Gettin' towards
bailage time. Scarlettharlett,
you think we've been tiptoeing?
Sounded more like clogdancing to
me. Did you see that spell? Do
i have to "Spell" it out for you?
(jokes like that, no wonder i'm a
FAMOUS TELEVISION PERSONALITY).
They're sweeties, no way around
it. (unless you're little, and
not ready for that concept, in
which case they're BESTEST
friends.)
^
- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 19:14:38 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Shadow, i think it's
a little unfair to say I "adore
the attention". I think "crave"
is probably a better word.... A
question about my vampire
theories? I should have done
this a while ago, but here's a
short bibliography of influential
works:
Interview with the Vampire, by
Anne Rice.
Silver Kiss, by Annette Curtis
Klause
Moon Walk, By Jon Boal
The Rising Terror, by Jeffrey
Lane
The rising Terror II, by Jeffrey
Lane and Dorothy Walker Lane
Scoundrel! By Mrs Wollum
Bachelors Ahoy! By Douglas
Symphris, Mrs.
The Rising Terror III: Not That
Terrible, by Jeffrey Lane
Why Are There So Many People and
Cars? By Tiny Bettie Havers
Gay Boys in Bondage, by William
Shakespeare
Vampires Can Have Sex and Stuff
Cuz That's Sexy All So They Could
Weather Tight Pants by Cool
Vampire Guy.
All fine works. Buy them today!
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:52:15 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Jimbo -- just went to
your 'sketchpad'. YOU CALL THOSE
DRAWINGS? I call them
"Hoonerbies". Drawings are
hoonerbies and paintings are
"remgobs". You made very good
hoonerbies.
Favorite ABC...
Promethea is visionary, but TOP
TEN gets me more involved than
anything, and edges the goddess
out.
_
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:39:39 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Okay. I'm pretty sure
both cool vampire guy and the
pretentious brandy having Joss
are gone. For now. I, normal,
even tempered, MARRIED (just back
off ladies, this fine man is
SPOKEN FOR), humble, chisled,
delusional Joss am back. And I
have a legitimate question. (The
tables are turned, no?)
What's a Bram Stoker award?
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- cool vampire guy says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:25:55 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Joss is right! LAPDANCE!
YEAH!!! Down with
Aardwolfe!!!!!!
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:25:10 2000 152.163.197.64)
- I don't see how I (a
famous television personality)
could possibly take the time to
say "hi" or "hello" or some such
to Drubie, and PLEASE don't
infect me, but I suppose, if it's
good for the "common man" image,
hello. Personally I'm much more
interested in the subject of Lady
Wolfbane's lapdance.
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- cool vampire guy says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:19:57 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Aardwolfe rules!!! AARDWOLFE
RULES!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:19:07 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Well. I can see that
not EVERYBODY is happy to see me.
That's all right. I rise above,
because I am so very wonderful.
__________________________
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- cool vampire guy says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:16:16 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Joss has a face like a ham. he
steals all his stoys and he
didn't even write toy story not
reely.
!!!!!!!!!
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:15:12 2000 152.163.197.64)
Questions? Comments?
PRAISE, of any kind?...........
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- cool vampire guy says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:14:06 2000 152.163.197.64)
- your pretentious
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:13:40 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Yes, me, here on a
friday, snifter of brandy in
hand, just stopping by to share a
few pearls of my humble wisdom,
with you, the fans, the little
people, the plebeans if you
will..................
^
- cool vampire guy whos gonna bite you know who says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:09:43 2000 152.163.197.64)
- you are TOO me, you big dork.
All so, your not that famous.
--Shut up! Shut up,
damn you!
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- joss says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:08:26 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Well, clearly there's
been a teensy mix up. I want to
assure you all that I am not in
any way associated with rather
illiterate "cool vampire guy". I
am, after all, a famous
television personality and would
never stoop to assuming a false
name just to drool over hot girls
and flame our dear friend
Aardwolfe. So, in summation,
cool vampire guy: not me. Very
sorry.
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- cool vampire guy that flys and bites the sexy girl says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:04:09 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Finally, i want to say that if
any cool goth chicks want to meet
with me i am avail--
--Jeez, Joss, stop! They all
know!
--I'm sure I don't
know what you're talking about.
Leave me alone.
.
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- cool vampire guy in the night that has a cape and fangs all so says:
(Fri Mar 24 18:01:44 2000 152.163.197.64)
- All so, I want to say that
aardwolfe is a big dummyhead, he
doesn't know about writers and
they work hard, their all really
smart--
-- Joss. It IS you, isn't it?
--no.
...
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- cool vampire guy in the night that has, you know, the cape says:
(Fri Mar 24 17:59:04 2000 152.163.197.64)
- Uh, I think they woud sleep with
Faith becuz faith woud offer to
sleep with them and whereas with
buffy she woud say no. All so
faith has evilness, she is bad
wich clearly says that she woud
sleep with you. buffy is good
and woud not have the sex out of
wedlock except if the story calld
for it.
I all so think that faith is hot
whereas buffy is hot also but the
boys woud be shy with her becuz
she has her own show --
--Joss? Is that you?
--
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- cool vampire guy says: